Announcing the newest member of The Hotel Menu:
The Loch Ness Monster!

Ok here it is: It's over 8lbs of melt in your mouth goodness! You get a 1 1/2 of steak, topped with over 1lb of each: meatballs & sausage, then we cover it with mushrooms, onions & peppers. Finally we add a healthy amount of provolone cheese & marinara sauce & we put it all in between an entire loaf of Italian bread. Eat it all yourself in an hour & its free. You'll get a t-shirt & your pic on our wall of fame. Fail & it'll cost you $45.99. ( But hey it's good and you can share it with your friends!) Good luck!

Oh, and please give us an hour notice if you wanna tackle this bad boy!!